Sweet Dreams

Snape’s Girl,

Following your vein of blasphemous dreams...

I was walking through the shopping centre with my sister and looked over at her formerly red-haired, pale-skinned boyfriend to find that he’d morphed into Taylor Lautner. For the remainder of the dream I couldn’t stop gushing about how lucky she was to have such a handsome boyfriend. I said, and I quote, “To think all it took was brown hair and a tan!”

And then I woke up... he still has red hair and pale skin. We have no immediate plans to go to the shopping centre to show him off.

Always,

Poppy